So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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