I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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