You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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