So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
well you can't waste a boner
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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