The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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