didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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