i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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