quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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