u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize