quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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