I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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