just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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