I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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