I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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