Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Your penis caused this!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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