All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Please, let me fuck your mom
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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