Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
wow bdsm is so cute
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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