Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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