Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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