I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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