We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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