I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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