he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
God, I missed his penis.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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