Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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