no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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