Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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