absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
50% drunk capacity currently
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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