Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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