Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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