I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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