This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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