I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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