Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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