i was rollin on her like bob the builder
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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