If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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