i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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