just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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