She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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