I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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