i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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