My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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