their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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