So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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