That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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