we have pet lesbian snakes
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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