sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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