All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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