I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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