she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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