how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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